Jay's title of "A is for Anal" a while back set me thinking about writing an Alphabet of sex with the same metre. So here's a first stab. We'd love to have amendments and new additions, so feel free to chip in!
A is for Anal, in the back door.
Mummy must love it, she cries out: "More! More!"
B is for Blowjob, hot lips on a cock.
You need a tongue piercing and then it'll rock.
C is for Cum, as it runs down your leg.
But you must come first, girl, and don't stoop to beg.
D is for Dick, feel it grow in your hand.
Slip it inside, it'll make you feel grand.
E is for Ecstasy, shout with delight.
Wake up the neighbours at dead of the night.
F is for F*c!ing, hard, deep, and fast.
Makes you scream out but you want it to last.
G is for Girlfriend, but not one to wed,
This one's for sex after sex in your bed.
H is for Hands as they roam up your thigh,
Stroking your panties, making you sigh.
I is for Intimate, kiss hard and deep,
Building excitement, no thoughts of sleep.
J is for Jay in her stockings and heels
Run your hands up her thigh, delight how it feels.
K is for Kinky, a blindfold and chain
But strictly for pleasure, we don't like the pain.
L is for Lust, going wild with desire
Needing to feed that deep inner fire.
M is for Moaning, holding you tight
Bringing the joy to its absolute height.
N is for Naughty, your red underwear
Sexier even than lying there bare.
O is for Oral, a tongue down below
Taking you where you want to go.
P is for Penis, your favourite toy
You have to admit, no need to be coy.
Q is for Quiver, just as you come
Leaves you helpless, breathless and numb.
R is for Rabbit, your favourite toy
Better by far than a girl or a boy.
S is for Stockings, a flash of your thigh
Telling your lover than more may be nigh.
T is for Tits, you can leave off the bra
Allowing my hands to wander afar.
U is for Undies, discarded aside
As you lie on the bed, with legs spread wide.
V's for Vagina, wet, ready for love
Fits around like a velveteen glove.
W is for Wet, when you're ready to go
Your lover's fingers will find out it's so.
X is for X-ray, the luggage on show
Your sex toys displayed for all to know.
Y is for Yummy, the taste of your lips
The feel of your skin, the thrust of your hips.
Z is for Zipper, the back of the dress
Shall I remove it? Please say yes.
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